Friday, June 5, 2009

My mom said I'm a good dancer... girls will love me !

Please watch till the end.... if you can endure this...

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

The perfect Break-In


Friday, May 22, 2009

Super Mario Skateboard Incident

I have not laughed this hard by myself at home at 3 am.... ever..... this month..... week.... today.... none of your business !

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

So, Little girl... Want to join me for a Protein Shake ?

Julie enjoys long walks along the beach, a good novel, stroll in the park and benching 300 pounds....

Friday, May 8, 2009

All you single ladies out there... check out this gem...

You know how people always tell you stories of how these weird nerds from highschool that were total losers... despite all the hazing and being picked on, later in life becomes this successful millionaire and gets all the girls they want... big house, fast cars.... etc etc....
Well, those are wonderful stories... but we all know that 99% of them today are exactly like this guy up here.....

Thursday, April 30, 2009

What are you guys doing this saturday ? Give me a call...

and... bring a lighter... this looks fun... I think...

Friday, April 24, 2009

Frustrated cat fails at hunting city pigeon


Thursday, April 23, 2009

Emo Goth Epic FAIL x 10000

OK, now go back to Walmart and return that black trench coat... Marilyn Manson...

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Reason #473 why you are a complete jerk

What a prick.... testing his zoom lens like this...

Douchebag designer.... wait.. those 2 words don't belong together

So, when was the last time you felt this burning itch to want to just chop someone right across his windpipe ??? Been a while ? well, I nominate this douchebag....

Wojtek says: (12:32:59 PM)
25 years to design it

*nötle says: (12:33:12 PM)
i want to kick this douchbag in the teeth

Wojtek says: (12:33:33 PM)
I want to kick him in the ballz, curb stop him and take a dump in his mouth ... take a picture and make that my business card

*nötle says: (12:34:28 PM)
I wonder what kind of business it is that you are promoting....

Winter has passed, Spring is done... get ready for...

Tuuti Fruitti SUMMER LOVE !!!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Nick Lindberg on a shoot out.. another goalie killer...

WTF is a goalie to do.... I don't get it...

God damn tourists.... Save the camel !

Like... what the fuck are you thinking... lady.... take a hint.... the camel is used to supporting one person only... but... but... but.... just walk... you'll be doing yourself a favor...

Monday, April 13, 2009

Please excuse the language...

OH my... that's such a disgusting word... we should replace it with "Pleaser" ... yes... "Cunt Pleaser"

Insane in the membrane......

Those were the best days of his life... after opening his new Game Boy, Herman immediately went back to his bitches, drugs and guns...

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Politically Correctness 0% ; Truth 94.68%

Give me a better scan of this gem... you tool !

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Linus Omark (Edmonton Oilers Prospect).. Remember his name !

I have no words for this.... the cockiest shoot out goal in international level EVER !!!
Oiiii yoy yoy yoy....

Monday, March 30, 2009

Your water is so gay it's flaming !!!

How come nothing cool like that ever happens in my dumb house ? All I ever get is mud water from the tab.... how about blood ? anything !! Give me some excitement in life !!!

Friday, March 27, 2009

R2 Fish School... Finally !! a school for goldfish !!

Finally, my prayers have been answered... R2 Fish School... Are you tired of hearing how stupid your fish is from your friends ? Are you worried about your fish's future ? educate them... teach your fish some shit .. people !

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cat Shit One animation Trailer

Realistic Warfare action + Fluffy rabbit characters = Awesome

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Super Mario Brothers on game boy is still fun....

I have just wasted 8 and a half minutes watching a drunk japanese guy play Super Marios on Black and White game boy .... it was awesome

Hooters : Greatest place for birthday partys

The only thing better than having a birthday party at Hooters is being able to park in the disable parking outside before having a birthday party at Hooters....

Reason #28 why kids are not allowed in my car

Yes, I can't stand little kids that wear ear rings...

Canon EOS 50D

Canon's new EOS 50D bridges the gap between the novice and the seasoned pro with a perfect combination of high-speed and quality. It features an APS-C sized 15.1-megapixel CMOS sensor for tremendous images, new DIGIC 4 Image Processor for fine detail and superior color reproduction, and improved ISO capabilities up to 12800 for uncompromised shooting even in the dimmest situations.

Nicest save EVER filmed... on youtube.. at least

opposite skate planted - check
quick push - check
half split - check
glove stretch - check
OMFGWTFBLAH BLAH wind mill - check

If you look like this after the shot... you are doing it wrong...

Corporate to Ghetto in 5.24 seconds... official Omega time

Moments like this just makes me wish news reports are ALWAYS live

Friday, March 6, 2009

Bull Terriers are the only breed that will put up with this crap...

Trust me... I know... they put up with a lot of stuff...

Sunday, March 1, 2009

#962 proof that Dogs are stupid idiots...

Oh god... at least the drywall is ok this time...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Chuck Norris's source of milk

oh.... my pancreas hurts just watching that !! .... it's quite apparent that Chuck Norris grew up drinking this matrix cow's milk...

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Meet Inochi.... Japan wins again...

I have no words for this....

The official website says "Coming soon" ... well, you better hurry the hell up with a video teaser like this !!!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

How good are the airplane peanuts on flights out of Hong Kong ?

..... they are THIS good... apparently this lady is a huge fan of them...
and she has just missed her flight..... still, woman... no need to act like this...!!!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Instructions for using an ax = japan rules....

Finally a tool that comes with picture instructions.... very helpful... cause it would get messy if you were to chop someone with it in the wrong place...

Pick up the phone now !!! Only 3 easy payments of... meow !!!

Why are people so fucked up in America ?!! I don't know what's better... black jesus or cat jesus...

Robinho is a monster... magnificant goal vs the whole Italian team...

OK... HOW the hell are you suppose to defend Robinho when this monster scores against 3 defenders and a keeper ?!!!

Note the B boy posing by the Italian keeper at :30 ...

Monday, February 16, 2009

Simon Cowell... sign them all up !!!

Note to Seth's family.... Ok, you guys can keep all the jobs in the financial sector ... please... PLEASE.. leave karaoke to the asians...

Denis says: (6:04:22 PM)
i don't get it

Denis says: (6:04:26 PM)
when does it get bad?

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Globetrotter you are ?! what's your score ?

more Flash Games

Damn you flash game !! I want my 2 hours back ....
And when the fuck did they move Chile to South America ?! cause I sure in hell did not get that memo !!

Please.. only post your score if it's crappier than mine... there's no need to hurt each others' feelings here....

Friday, February 13, 2009


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Thursday, February 12, 2009

Cadillacs interior...

Very roomy... I especially love the varnished woodgrain interior pieces... JESUS.. wear your seatbelt... bitch ! I will never forgive myself if they get hurt...

Australian wild fire.... lucky koala bear gets saved..

The Koala is obviously thinking... you're lucky I'm so damn thirsty MATE.... I'll spare your nuts this time, petting me and shit.. .... MORE WATER !!!

On a serious note..

Please DONATE to the ANIMAL WELFARE effort by clicking the following link to the RSPCA website donation page:

I .. walked into a bar....... ouch....

Sorry for the bad joke... here's to make it up... Bar Refaeli, the current Sports Illustrated Swim Suit cover model.... ga... gaa... garrrr

Scientific hockey formula explained...

For people out there that don't know this already.... The only thing better than a hockey fight is a Junior hockey fight..... And the only thing better than a Junior hockey fight is a Junior hockey goalie fight..... can't argue with science... note the handshake afterwards ? welcome to hockey land... aka Canada

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

D. Beck .... finally.. blowing snot in public is acceptable

Fuck you... High Def camera !!

Thank you... High Def Camera...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Diane is going to hell... how about you ?!

Have I told you that I hate religions ?! wait.. or is that just a shitty church ?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

No more duck sauce for you, Myree Cywus !!

Please rise and remove your hats for the singing of Stars-Spangled Banner...

Ironically, Bob got kicked out of the ceremony FOR removing his baseball cap as a gesture of respect during the singing of the national anthem.... What the hell is this world coming to ?!

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

I'm... too sexy for my shirt... too sexy for my shirt... sexy it hurts....

Newest underground club in town... PARTTAY !!!

Now THIS.. is hardcore...

Kid + Dental Anesthetics = great video

What a crappy father this camera man is... I say take this chance and throw him a bandana, a Fender Strat, a box of matches and see what kinda Hendrix shit he can pull off...

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Did you take the train that day ?

Crap this.... our subway system sucks ass... England is so much more cool ! Last time I was taking the tube here, it smelled like urine... oh what ? We don't have a subway system here ? oops...

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Your SUV ain't shit.... says Obama

OK, so Obama's pimpin' armored Cadillac Limo is pretty sweet...

and what’s inside the Secret Service Yukon XL that follows the presidential limo? Namely, the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically driven machine gun chambered in 7.62mm, capable of firing 4,000 rounds per minute. And get this, the bullets are laced with poison. And the poison is high in calories. These guys aren’t fuckin around.

NötléCrew musical talent show : 2008 finalist #1

I swear to god he missed a couple of notes... here.. hand it over... Let me play it with my mouth...

NötléCrew musical talent show : 2008 finalist #2

"Pat" here... will be performing "Final Countdown"... Ladies and Gentlemen... please put your hands together and give him or her .... a warm welcome !!!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

NötléCrew math school topic #41 : The Pie Chart

Listen up... fatty... I ain't talking about the kind that you can eat...
A pie chart (or a circle graph) is a circular chart divided into sectors, illustrating relative magnitudes or frequences or percents. In a pie chart, the arc length of each sector (and consequently its central angle and area), is proportional to the quantity it represents. Together, the sectors create a full disk. It is named for its resemblance to a pie which has been sliced.

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Solutions for the lazy pet owners.... (I'm one of them)

While I was starring at my dog lying in his dog bed (not a uncommon sight)... I thought of 3 inventions exactly... unfortunately after 15 minutes of searching on the internet... It has come to my attention that ONCE AGAIN, people have shamelessly stolen my ideas behind my back. Just to add salt to my wound, all 3 of them has posted them on Youtube !!! Internet 37 - Me 0