Funniest T Shirt EVER !!!!! EVER !!!!!!

HA HA HAH A HA HAHAH AH HA HA HA HA HA... HA HA HA HAH AH OH God... HA HA H AH AH HA HA HA HA HA !!!

Who wears.. short shorts.....

Uncle Pete refused to follow his parole officer's orders and insisted on hanging out at the park last sunday.

Bank Robbing for children 101, page 5

What ?! your mother never knit one for you ? That just means that she never loved you... and probably never will !!! What !! Stop crying !!!!

Gaaahh Gaaahh Gaaaahhhh Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.......

Reason #9 why I love the olympics

Hi Ho... Hi Ho... Off to work we go....

With so much talent and experience.... Paulie has always thought that his job was restricting his personal growth.... oh, screw his career... where the hell do you buy those bed sheets you call t shirts ?!!

Chocolate Rain... flood the classroom floor the other day (with poo water)

Why did you come home early today, Jonny ?! are you skipping class again ?!!! No... there's poo water all over the classroom...
"Go to your room Jonny !!!"

Septic tank goes "BOWEIUROIEWNOVHWEO!!!" during Algebra

Too bad Pole Vault was not judged on Artistic Impression

I would give this a 11 out of 10 ! Buddy wins gold .... ouch

Lab Coats : Make your job seem important instantly

So what if you make $250,000 a year at your job !?? Do you get to wear a lab coat like me ?!!

The new freakishly life-like sex doll... also great with pets

For that and other reasons, this is by far the best $5000 + tax I have spent this year....

God damn warning should be in a Larger font !

Note to self #1 : remember to read all the warnings before operating with tools !
Note to self #2 : remember to pick up more ice packs....

Remember me ? Ladies ?!! I'm BACK !!!

FAIL ?!!! only if it's Opposite day !!! What a cool fish on his computer background !

Wooh... I can't top this... WHO can top this ?!!

Based on further inspection on that gang sign.... that "guy" in white was in the same gang as I was (cough) am ... as a matter of fact, we rode the same short bus to school together back in the days. His street name was "Fat Head".

Never gonna Give... Never gonna Give !!!

We've known each other.... for so long... 20 years !! Rick... 20 YEARS !!! and what ?! You're the new BOND now ?!!
Never Gonna Give You Up - Rick Astley (1987)

Uncle Pete wins round 2 ..... somebody dial 911 !

Yes.. everyone out there has a Uncle Pete in their family....

MacDonalds Dollar Menu Millionaire... Crack is helluva drug !

God dayyyummm.. this guy is annoying !!!