Saturday, October 11, 2008

Come on Barbie, Let's go Party. Huh HA Huuhh.. yeah !

I Love you Barbie !! I Love you Ken !

Friday, October 10, 2008

Edward does Graffitti.... Gansta !

Tre Semmé® ... Tre Semmé®... Uhh La Laaa !

Imagine falling asleep on this HAIRCAKE.... OK.. I want to throw up... !!

Dear Miriam : My husband wears my underwear

Now Press the Red Button

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Nötlé Crew's Bad Dog of the Day - English Bull Terrier

Oh My Gawd... that wasn't on the brochure !!

2008 Election Marketing Campaign at it's finest

OK fine, those are indeed 2 very strong points..... 2 votes for that black dude running for president from me !

GAME ON !!! October 9th '08

Let's go Oilers !! and Canucks too...

Dress Code for Funerals... not like this !

Oh god... once again !!! We are not suppose to wear WHITE for a Funeral !!!!

Destiny's Child from the 60s

"Dirty", "Nasty" & "Filthy" sing their hearts out on their 2nd album... inappropriately named "Jesus Use Me".

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Heartache and Pain.... Don't Touch Me !

Now Press the Red Button

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach.....

Oh my.... what pretty blue eyes you have... sure, I would make out with you if you weren't covered in shit..... uhhhh... who am I kidding... fine.. just 5 minutes !

Nintendo Wii : Mr Burn approves

2 birds 1 cup .... without the cup

Remember not to have your mouth open when you're looking up... kids... or when you are picking up soap in jail either... cover your ass and keep your mouth close

Men DO make the strangest requests !

OK, you see the red button on the right side of this page ?... press it

AHHH !!!!!! I'm done with Internet Dating !

No... Mandy.... stick to the purple Grimus dress !

Marvel Comic's rejected draft of "Ironman"

Turns out, Ironman was the only housewife series superhero that showed up on time for the convention... Ovenman and Vacuumeboy were no where to be seen at 10 am...

... waiting for complaint letters from the Feminists groups... oh shit.. I can hear Harley Davidsons and Chanting outside... gotta run !

TONS of bikini sluts in California

I'm so glad I bought this beach house in Malibu... such lovely views and literally TONS of friendly slutty neighbours...

Shitty Jokes Emergency button (USE IT OFTEN)

Next time when I tell you a joke and you don't think it's funny... there can be 2 reasons...
1. You're an asshole
2. You just got news that your mother has been diagnosed with Testicular Cancer
what do you do ? you press this red button... it's scientifically proven... doesn't matter what you hear, however bad the news is... it will become funny. (INSTANTLY)

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Maybe he's born with it.... Maybe it's Maybelline

"Dispite all my rage... I'm still.. just a Drag in a cage !!!"

Monday, October 6, 2008

Creepy ass kids toys... whatever happened to Yo-yos ?

How dare them... for making a toy doll that has a larger penis than me !!!

Discreet Homosexual - 2 words in the english language that you will never see in the same sentense... (except this one)

Nope... not a clue... even my Spidey Sense couldn't pick it up.... keep up the good work !

Intense Pussy Wind... finally available in convenient 150ml size aerosol bottles !

The pussy wind, came blowin in - from across the sea
It lingered there, so warm and fair - to walk with me
All summer long, we sang a song - and strolled on golden sand
Two sweethearts, and the pussy wind
- Frank Sinatra

Forrest Bump - Where's yo pants at ?!!

Umm... nice and round... I bet those wheels are 26" tubeless !

Hot Prison Babe Dating Service Profile #127 .. Susie

As if Flava Flav's face isn't all messed up looking like a piece of beef jerky already... here is a female version of something that looks sorta like him. (that made no sense.... oh well, neither did that face)
Stay clear of the pipe... kids !

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Low Def, Black & White Vintage porno cartoon

This would be a total hit only if it was in Color and High Def... This is the kinda crappy cartoon porn your grandparents grew up watching... The context of it is more disturbing than 2 girls 1 cup...

"Less is more" = Overrated

I get it... you're wild and crazy... right ? somebody call 911 !!

Jiu Jitsu ... fight till the death !!!

SHIT !!! I looked ... and he winked !!

STOP messaging me !! I don't want to see your live cam !!!

Jan 19th - Met hot chick online - 19 SWF Seattle, no pics (mysterious) daddy likes
Feb 14th - Asked her to be my valentine ... she said yes
Feb 24th - Talked to her for 40+ hours by then..
Mar 3rd - Asked her to send me a pic... she doesn't have a digital camera
Mar 17th - Still no photos... 70+ hours of chat time accumulated
Mar 20th - She took a photo with film camera
Mar 24th - Developed and scanned... emailed me

I don't like Myspace... I LOVE Myspace !!!

Because stalking them physically is too much work... and illegal...
Gigggady.gggigggady !!! On a scale of 10.. I give her 13.7

2.5% milk ?!!! what's the other 97.5% ?!!

So they got the packaging right... but I will not give it to the kids unless I find out what the other 97.5% contains...

Somebody call 911 .....

Uncle Ned is drunk again... reminding children everywhere that Bananas are nutritious healthy snacks...