Shitty Jokes Emergency button (USE IT OFTEN)

Next time when I tell you a joke and you don't think it's funny... there can be 2 reasons...
1. You're an asshole
2. You just got news that your mother has been diagnosed with Testicular Cancer
what do you do ? you press this red button... it's scientifically proven... doesn't matter what you hear, however bad the news is... it will become funny. (INSTANTLY)