Saturday, September 13, 2008

MSN : Unofficial Video Game Customer Support

*nötlé™ says: (6:54:58 PM)

*nötlé™ says: (6:55:04 PM)
my stats don't show up on the web

*nötlé™ says: (6:55:09 PM)
and the videos neither

*nötlé™ says: (6:55:13 PM)
are you complain department ?

Kaiser says: (6:58:03 PM)
they don't show up if you're gay

Look at this kid... I bet you I can kick his ass...

I hate kids that has everything... ! At the end of the day, they're all still pieces of shits.

Bum of the day (I don't really post one up everyday though)

I bet you she has a nice personality and does charity work on weekends.

Jesus is a friend of mine... you taught me how to live...

Rock on !!!

Bad day at the job... Public radio host bombarded with prank calls

Either this guy is the biggest douche or he's having the worst day at the job... ever. After the show, he'll be sitting alone in his dark living room with a bottle of whiskey and a glock.

Friday, September 12, 2008

SWEET HD Nike Commercial from Europe

Pretty Freakkin' sweet Nike ad... Is that suppose to be Robin van Persie ?
*** If the video plays slow, click off the "HD" button.

Who designed this ?!!! Children carnival toy of the year...

I would just put a huge condom around it and trap them all... I don't know what's funnier at this point... children sliding out of a giant inflated red tipped penis thing or the hand fart Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Guess the bum: Who does this bum belong to?

Find out here

Which creepy country is this from? Jacko wants a one way ticket there

OK... which scary country is this video from ?! Afterwards, he they hung out in the dressing room and bonded for a while.

Trampoline jumping dog

Oh ya.. you think you're soo smart?! Well, try posting videos on a blog ! You stupid dog...

Old people + the Internet = Disaster

Margaret took the public webcam from the senior home to a new level.

A very very nice ass... That is all... now get back to work

High res version of the nice ass here

Are you a pedophile online test

Go ahead... take this "Are you a pedophile?" online test.
And No... it doesn't go to the FBI.. you sick bastards !
So apparently I'm 27% pedophile ... normal everyday Joe... according to the website. Pheewwwff !!


Official release date for EA's NHL09 (Sep 11th)... to all my friends: See you in December !

9/11... marks the 7th year anniversary of the world trade centre's terrorists' attacks. But more importantly... today is the official release date for Electronic Art's NHL 09. Hello.. Xbox, goodbye fresh air and the outside world.
E... A... Sports.... It's in the game !

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

D-Beck caught peeking... busted by Victoria

Aweful Tattoo combination: Mermen and dicks

Was drunk for 2 days... woke up with a sore neck and aching back...
"You Da Man ! Cool guy !.... see you at the beach..."

Silly Capoeira fighter thinks his skills work in real life

Monkey jumping style vs the fist. So, nobody told him that you can't really FIGHT with capoeira fighting ? It's more like freakkin' break dancing... the whole objective of that stuff is to act like you're fighting without any hard impact. Grrr... his insurance will NOT cover that one for sure.

So you want a Smartcar's gas mileage with your Man Car ?

I can finally tell the ladies I have a Ferrari, a Porsche and a Corvette in a my single gararge without lying through my teeth.

Bob is by far the gutsiest player on the team

Want to drop those excess pounds? Trade some couch time for walking or other physical activities such as American Football. If you don't... you might just end up looking like this.

Hulk Hogan on vacation... man, he's letting himself go...

Apparently Brook isn't the only Hogan that looks good in a bikini...

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I have reasons to believe that this is where the Pepto Bismo dance originated from

When you learn other languages, it’s important that you learn popular phrases that you’ll regularly need. For instance, “Where is the nearest bank,” or “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” I really like that they took the learning process one step further and made a song out of it that’s accompanied with a dance. In fact, the next time I have a bad case of diarrhea, I’m going to turn to my co-worker, tell him, and then do this dance and sing the song. That way I’ve covered all my bases.

Notle Crew's survival class: How to survive in a desert with no water in sight

Gatorade should jump on this... "Safari Elephant Mudslide"... come give daddy a kiss.

Just let him finish the race... god dammit !

Why is that funny ? I'm not gonna say it...

Monday, September 8, 2008

Not your average IKEA furniture store

Nancy's furnitures made a killing during that month when IKEA was on strike.

Taser brings out the Chewbacca in Mexican fat man

This is the best impression yet...

Sunday, September 7, 2008

"umm.. Robbin !!! your dad escaped again.... !"

WTF is wrong with this guy... Those knee socks are sooo last season !

So you need your 87' Civic cleaned ? Call these guys

So.... you have spent 4 hours detailing your ride... well, you ain't shit. Ya you heard me.... this is how it's suppose to be done .. apparently. And yes, this service will most likely cost you more than your G-Ride.


Indian Motorcycle: Not the brand I'm referring to

I'm glad to see that everyone in India follows the motorcycle helmet law. It's far too dangerous not wearing one, especially on the highways. Apparently, that IS the only law for riding crotch rockets.