Saturday, September 27, 2008

Tattoo : Permenent memory of the best 2 years of your life (in Jail)

um... yeah....... ......

Bum of the day #4 (I don't really post one up everyday though)

Damn you, car show whores with asses like that ! I missed the whole show and didn't see ONE freakin' car !!!

Friday, September 26, 2008

SAFE For Work porno.... Finally !

I am so glad someone has finally came up with this... what is better than Work Safe Porn ?! It's like being able to smoke in the casino while donating money to them !...
Invest 1.5 minute of your life into watching this video... I promise you... will be the funniest short video you will see on the internet EVER.... maybe this year... umm.. September ?... . Today ? .... Either way... TRUST! .. it is Hilarious. !

Hypocrite of the day : Jenna Jameson... I hate PETA !

OK... this is too much... does this make sense to ANYONE ? I much rather see Lance Armstrong have a poster here saying "Sometimes Too Much Biking Can Be a Bad Thing"... "I Lost a Left Nut"... ok.. fair enough..... I make no sense either.... good bye...

Thursday, September 25, 2008

A/S/L .... wow... you sound hot.. do you have a pic ?

Oh, you like taking photos of yourself and post them all over the net ? (sounds good !!! Myspace whores !) .... Cool, AND you like guitar too ?! Wow... send me a pic .....or 9 ... sweety ...

ARRRGHHH !!! Damn you... online dating !!!

Beach cleaning 101 : Not a job for one.....

Keeping a beach clean is not a job for one big breasted bikini-top-sporting blonde. You can organize for a clean up session by picking up the trash with the help of some more big breasted bikini-top-sporting blondes. But this is not the best solution for keeping a beach clean and is only a temporary initiative. The beach would again become dirty after some days. Hence the best way to keep a beach clean is to find hundreds of big breasted bikini-top-sporting blondes to pick up the trash.

Japanese Massager Infomercial

Use for 3 minutes for full effect... but never operate for longer than 5 minutes per session (side effects such as porno session might occur).

Poo Helmet....

Poo helmets are useful as safety gear to prevent injuries in an uncontrolled environment. If you can't prevent a crash or impact, but you know it will occur, a poo helmet can prevent or minimize injury to the head and brain.

We can not emphasize enough that the first step in preventing injury is to minimize the probability of crashing or being impacted. Not hitting something hard is infinitely better than hitting with a poo helmet on, but then hitting something with this thing on will look so damn cool.

"The Ladies say Yes cause they can't say No"

Christ The King Maternity Clinic - Repair Service is #1

Wait... put down that screwdriver for a sec... will this be covered by my medical ?

Tom Ford Calogne for men ad campaign - no joke

Ewwlll !! Who wears square face crocodile leather band watches anymore !
Who is Tom Ford's target market ? Men that likes to pry open other men's exits or hairy men that likes their asshole opened by other men ? .... marketing... what a mystery...
Either way.... I'll take 4...

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Doorway to Hell discovered in Antartica... it's actually Cold

So all these years I thought Hell was suppose to be super Hot and stuff... turns out, I was completely wrong (again).
"Condition 1" in Antartica is the worst weather and it's forbidden to leave the base. Even rescue missions are suspended during Condition 1 weather. Note to self: Cancel the Antartica outdoor adventure extravaganza 12 days tour tickets.

Anna says: (11:13:25 PM) jesus thats terrible
pigu says: (11:13:39 PM) holy F#%$
*notlé crew™ says: (11:27:07 PM) I want to play with beach ball outside in that weather
n@%*i says: (11:27:28 PM) can i play with your beach balls

SHOCKER of the day #2... Jesus... Who else is gay ?!!

OK.. first... Gay Aiken... now Lesbo Lohan... WHO ELSE in hollywood that is OBVIOUSLY gay have to "COME OUT OF THE CLOSET" today ? ... I think Elton John is gay... Boy George too....

Wheelchair users being discriminated.... disgusting !

There is discrimination against wheelchair users just like there is discrimination against people of different races. Maybe it is not openly discussed or recognized, but it is true everywhere and this discrimination is stronger in some societies than in others. At the minimum, wheelchair users (like Lars pictured above) are stared at and made to feel different and uncomfortable.

Guys don't travel to bathrooms together because.... SWORDS

Guys don't go to the loo together cause we'd make a mess.... our minds are not strong enough to hold back the urge for a pee sword fight. I blame Antonio Banderas and his god damn Zorro movies !!!

SHOCKER of the day ... No one saw this coming !

What ?! Gay Aiken is gay ? Good lord.... Do these people have nothing left to write about ?!
Breaking news - This just in - Michael Jordan is Black !!!

I bet you I love noodles more than you.. LOL

I usually am not a huge fan of these animated stick men cartoons but this is one funny ass clip!'s pretty safe to say that you're going to jail either way...

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

1994 classic clip : Become the Master of the Internet !

Good stuff.... "how many video do you want?"
... "All of em' !!!"

A woman is your friend ... don't kick them in the teeth

but then what if my shirt is not ironed ?!

My wagon brings all the boys to the yard...

Damn right.. it's better than your chevy 1985 wood grain panel piece of shit soccerball picnic hub cap rust bucket automatic cassette tape deck broken exhaust squeaky brakes with fuzzy dice pick up the kids in ... wagon !
This is the Ferrari 456 Venice Station Wagon, a painfully limited edition vehicle designed and built by Ferrari styling house Pininfarina for the Royal family of the Sultanate of Brunei... Tres tres sweet...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lisa, I baked you a cake !

I'm not going to get into details on how and what process I went through to "make" this cake... but the ingredients were flour, eggs, butter, sugar, cream, Metamucil, prune juice and love .....Happy Birthday !

Sign #7 that your poodle hate your guts - what the hell... forget the dog.. I hate you !

HOLY CRAP... that's Horrific !!! Look at that lady's sweater !!!
Actually the only thing more horrific than this scenerio is for her to have 3 more poodles at home...

Someone explain this...

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

I'm scared...

Monday, September 22, 2008

Ever seen a Rock that shits ? Science IS FUN !

OK, now gather a bucket of those suckers and throw them into your fireplace... buy a good home insurance policy, get a video camera and start filming... contact me when you're done. Uhhh.. I love science... Just hope you don't get cancer or brain damage from the smokes...

Sign #6 that your dog hates your guts - the silence stare of death

That's right... "DADDY"... keep it up and Daft Vader will slit your throat when you sleep at night...
[Conclusion] Halloween: good for sluts, bad for pets

House / Apartment keeping 101 : What Not To Do

Next time your girlfriend / wife complains about how much of a pig you are... or bugging you about your apartment or house... go ahead and show her this...

Internet - The user manual part VI : Posture

For all these years... I've been doing it all wrong !!!

Sunday, September 21, 2008

NSFA = Not Safe For ANYTHING #3.... enjoy !

HELP !!!! What is this ?!


Betty Beauty Hair Coloring Kit... for What HAIR ??!!
OMG, they've finally came up with this... but then what's the difference between this shit and normal hair dye ? Come on !!! If you must research on genitalia cosmetic crap...invent something more useful next time !! My doctor still have me on these pills and.... nevermind.... :'(

Classic Bud Lite Commercial... F&*%@ Yeah !!

That really feels like my office... except we don't wear no mother$@^#&ing suits while we swear our hearts out.

Father of the year : nominee #4 ... (there's no 1,2 & 3)

I wish my dad was this encouraging... I totally missed out on this redneck funnage !

Vote for this emo bastard...

Does he really listen to Tokio Hotel ?

Dysfunctional Family... don't judge...

The Smiths' loves to party... but can you spot 10 things that's wrong with this scenerio ? or his life.. rather

Ich bin dein Führer....

That's right, little Günther... listen to this man... be a good boy and uncle Adolf will teach you how to turn on the oven...

While we're on the subject.... check this gem out... I love the Pottery Barn... I wonder how much this is worth if I take it to the Antique Road Show ... ?

NHL09 video upload test blog, Spielberg triumphant slow mo sephia tone edition.. hear the crowd roar !

So says who that I'm not good at anything ? OT Goal.. bitches !