Friday, September 19, 2008

Dumb B*t*h's observation on the highway

Please tell me this dumb woman is kidding... she has no concept of tow trucks... good GOD !!!

Official Talk like a Pirate day video (Classic)

Just LOOK at my sexy self... LOOK I SAID !!

OK yes.. I know this is old... but Just look at this man.. umm.. have you ever seen so much muscle on a man ? oh ya... it's beautiful man... umm... this is one sexy man... Apparently this guy claims he can just get off looking at himself... sign him up for therapy.

Happy Pirate Day : err Pirates = boring / Pilates = cool

Today is the official International Talk Like a Pirate Day (ITLAPD) is a parodic holiday invented in 1995 by John Baur (Ol' Chumbucket) and Mark Summers (Cap'n Slappy), of Portland, Oregon, who proclaimed September 19 each year as the day when everyone in the world should talk like a pirate.[1] For example, an observer of this holiday would greet friends not with "Hello," but with "Ahoy, me hearty!" The holiday, and its observance, springs from a romanticized view of the Golden Age of Piracy..... Ahh.. who cares... let's look at some girls doing Pilates in tube tops.

Official Website for Stuff 4 Dudes

THE COOLEST BIKE EVERRRRRRR !!!!! Real Life Motorbike from Akira

Damn this fucking nerd stick !! I'm keeping score... Japan 5 - Me 0 ... :(

My Clitoris is a redneck .....

My Clitoris is so big and wealthy that it can afford a home in today's market !.... umm... damn right.. it's better than yours

Porno no more, say Hello to the ice cream man !

HA HA HA HAHAAH AHA !! Never thought this day would come... but I have finally lost it... laughed at this for 23 minutes and 17 seconds straight... OH my god.. this is the funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet... well, not ever.. maybe today... actually...

Ok.... is this a fit fat man ?

aren't fat people suppose to have like... folds and stuff ?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Japanese olympics skills on stage

I love these black suit people stage acts from Japan... this one is the best one yet.

AWESOME.... women want me... men want to BE me...

That's right.. Ladies... knives, guitar hero, pistols, uzi, clips, casette tapes, long luscious hair..... eat your heart out... oh what ?? what is that ? You what a piece of this ?? NONE LEFT FOR YOU ! Leave my Awesome alone !!

Grandma's execellent adventure at Sears photo studio

Those were the good old days huh... grandma... at least you have 2 mg of self respect left not to wear a bikini for the cheesy backdrop photoshoot... unlike this tool over here.

This fat pig deserves Nobel Prize for this invention...

This is actually very good... but who makes their own sandwich and put them in the fridge anyways ?!! I can't accept that idea... is there no Subway around yo house ?! Man.. all these food posts makes me hungry... where's my moldy bread !!!

The most accurate pie chart in the world ... EVER

31.84% !! I called it!

Hockey's back... Chelios' favorite coach isn't Scotty Bowman

Chris Chelios thinks he has at least one more season left in his 46-year-old legs. The veteran defenceman signed a one-year contract with the Detroit Red Wings on September 9th and is prepared to accept a lesser role with the defending Stanley Cup champions. This guy has played like 53 seasons in the NHL already... who was his biggest influence in hockey?

Wentworth Miller's Prison Break - crappy Beagle version... no sound tracks, no tattoos

Fuck this shit... I'm outta here

Bum of the day #3 (I don't really post one up everyday though)

OK, I'll let her clean my room...

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Oh Peeeyttaahhh !!!!

Chris: "Dad, what's the blow-hole for?"
Peter: "I'll tell you what it's not for, son. And when I do, you'll understand why I can never go back to Sea World."

Sean Connery - Beats women and proud of it

"Ahh.. Trebek... Thatsh what yo mother said... wuuhhhaa haa aha"

Craigslist : Modern day one night stand love story

Phewww... ha ha.. bitch !! Just wait until you use your shampoo to wash your hair... thank god she couldn't remember my name... Who wants to come over for a beer ?!

Britney Spears' real singing voice... frightening

The 2009 edition of Guinness World Records shows that Britney Spears has reclaimed her record as Most Searched Person on the Internet. She has taken it BACK from from socialite Paris Hilton.

Brit first grabbed the crown in 2007 but lost it to Hilton last year. The record is based on statistics from search engine Google and denotes a different type of accolade to Britney's accomplishments-- including from her music between 2000 and 2001, such as Best Selling Album by a Teenage Solo Artist (2000), Best Selling Album in the US by a Female Artist (2000), Best Selling Teenage Artist (2001), Fastest Most No. 1 Singles on UK chart by a teenage Female Solo Artist (2000).

Arabian extreme bicycle drifting is the newest trend

So how many horses you got there... 1/5 :( but the turning radius in this motherfucker is the shizzle... ahh, you crazy Arabians !

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

National survey (USA) : ideal body of women

so if my ideal is the skinnier one in the middle.... does that make me a woman ?! WTF


Not gonna say anything mean.... just not gonna...

So... what are you waiting for ?

"DAD ??!!!"

Redneck video dating disaster footage

Good lord, THIS ... my friend... is GOLD... what a charmer... MUST WATCH !!!

We need these claw toys machines at Dennys' !

Instead of stupid fluffy donkey plush animals and those dumb Harley Davidson baseball caps with flames on em', you can claw on these boobs squeeze toys ... uuhhh !!! Damn you Japan.. you win again !

French kangeroos are nucking futs.. apparently much more annoying than the Jackass panda

I saw a kangeroo special on Discovery channel last year. The only way to defeat one of those is to punch it square in the nose before it kicks you senseless.

Monday, September 15, 2008

Ninja Cat : Comes closer without walking


Chinamen wanted... good.. I need a job

OK... now where the fuck are we gonna find a zeppelin up in this motherfucker !??

They see me rollin'.... they hatin'...

Lehman Brothers Collapse, Crisis not over... men are still making out on the middle of the streets in NY

I LOVE CNN live coverages... you get the best shit before they can censor them. HA HA HAH

Scarface - Short F*@&#ing Version

going along with the same theme ...

i know you like this movie too!

C.J. Parker ?! Hello Pamela Anderson

So.. how old is she suppose to be now ?

Dog cheats at the track

You know your in for a good day at the dog races when something like this happens. That is the smartest and coolest dog ever, next time hes not gonna even start hes just stay put and declare himself winner.

Bill Gates and Seinfeld = Terrible house guests !!!

"Why are we doing this again?" Asks Bill Gates to his comedic companion, who rests upon a pink-blanketed bed in a room with purple walls. Jerry Seinfeld replies: "Why, Bill? Because, as we discussed, you and I are a little out of it."

The Big Lebowski - Short Version

Just watched the Big Lebowski again this weekend and just wanted to share this in cause you hadn't seen this yet... one of my favorite movie of all time.

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Look what Hurricane Ike washed up ...

Look Ma !! I'm on the news !