All you single ladies out there... check out this gem...

You know how people always tell you stories of how these weird nerds from highschool that were total losers... despite all the hazing and being picked on, later in life becomes this successful millionaire and gets all the girls they want... big house, fast cars.... etc etc....
Well, those are wonderful stories... but we all know that 99% of them today are exactly like this guy up here.....

Your water is so gay it's flaming !!!

How come nothing cool like that ever happens in my dumb house ? All I ever get is mud water from the tab.... how about blood ? anything !! Give me some excitement in life !!!

"This one's for the children... the children of the world..."

HOLY FUCK !!!! THIS IS IT !! Best Craigslist post EVER !!!

thank god he clarified it, I was worried about the crab meat being bad, that's the most crucial thing for these 4 am non gay mutual touching in basement with train set meets in Philly...

Wooh... I can't top this... WHO can top this ?!!

Based on further inspection on that gang sign.... that "guy" in white was in the same gang as I was (cough) am ... as a matter of fact, we rode the same short bus to school together back in the days. His street name was "Fat Head".

Dear Miriam : My husband wears my underwear

Now Press the Red Button

Internal Memo : Casual Friday - Officially cancelled

Thomas has single handedly ruined Casual Friday for everyone else at the office...

B.Y.O.F.E. - (Bring Your Own Fire Extinguisher)

Saturday nights will never be boring again with her around... !
Parrtttaayyyyyy !!

Tattoo : Permenent memory of the best 2 years of your life (in Jail)

um... yeah....... ......

Someone explain this...

Life is like a hurricane here in Duckburg
Race cars, lasers, aeroplanes - it's a duck blur
You might solve a mystery or rewrite history
Duck Tales, Oo-oo
Tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales, oo-oo

I'm scared...

NSFA = Not Safe For ANYTHING #3.... enjoy !

HELP !!!! What is this ?!

LINK HERE

Just LOOK at my sexy self... LOOK I SAID !!

OK yes.. I know this is old... but Just look at this man.. umm.. have you ever seen so much muscle on a man ? oh ya... it's beautiful man... umm... this is one sexy man... Apparently this guy claims he can just get off looking at himself... sign him up for therapy.

Aweful Tattoo combination: Mermen and dicks

Was drunk for 2 days... woke up with a sore neck and aching back...
"You Da Man ! Cool guy !.... see you at the beach..."

Bob is by far the gutsiest player on the team

Want to drop those excess pounds? Trade some couch time for walking or other physical activities such as American Football. If you don't... you might just end up looking like this.

Hulk Hogan on vacation... man, he's letting himself go...

Apparently Brook isn't the only Hogan that looks good in a bikini...

I have reasons to believe that this is where the Pepto Bismo dance originated from

When you learn other languages, it’s important that you learn popular phrases that you’ll regularly need. For instance, “Where is the nearest bank,” or “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” I really like that they took the learning process one step further and made a song out of it that’s accompanied with a dance. In fact, the next time I have a bad case of diarrhea, I’m going to turn to my co-worker, tell him, and then do this dance and sing the song. That way I’ve covered all my bases.

"umm.. Robbin !!! your dad escaped again.... !"

WTF is wrong with this guy... Those knee socks are sooo last season !

Outdoor treehuggers therapy session... WTF is wrong with these hippies !

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HA HA HA HA HAH !!! HA H HA AH A AH !... oh ... Sorry for all you tree huggers out there, but these attention whores are just down right ridiculous. Yes, Forest conservation is an important issue, I agree. Don't they know that for every tree that gets cut down, companies plant 2 new ones (Oh right.. it takes like hundreds of years for it to grow back, but that's soo not the point here). If these trees can speak, I'm sure they'll say "SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! we're trying to grow, damn you and your socks and sandals... go sing a song or something instead !!!"

Damn Europeans ! They have the nicest legs !!!

"Maybe he was born with it ....... maybe it's Maybelline"