Showing posts with label japanese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label japanese. Show all posts

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Cat Shit One animation Trailer


Realistic Warfare action + Fluffy rabbit characters = Awesome

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Super Mario Brothers on game boy is still fun....


I have just wasted 8 and a half minutes watching a drunk japanese guy play Super Marios on Black and White game boy .... it was awesome

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Meet Inochi.... Japan wins again...



I have no words for this....

The official website says "Coming soon" ... well, you better hurry the hell up with a video teaser like this !!!

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Japanese Massager Infomercial


Use for 3 minutes for full effect... but never operate for longer than 5 minutes per session (side effects such as porno session might occur).

Friday, September 19, 2008

THE COOLEST BIKE EVERRRRRRR !!!!! Real Life Motorbike from Akira


Damn this fucking nerd stick !! I'm keeping score... Japan 5 - Me 0 ... :(

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Japanese olympics skills on stage




I love these black suit people stage acts from Japan... this one is the best one yet.

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

We need these claw toys machines at Dennys' !


Instead of stupid fluffy donkey plush animals and those dumb Harley Davidson baseball caps with flames on em', you can claw on these boobs squeeze toys ... uuhhh !!! Damn you Japan.. you win again !

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

I have reasons to believe that this is where the Pepto Bismo dance originated from


When you learn other languages, it’s important that you learn popular phrases that you’ll regularly need. For instance, “Where is the nearest bank,” or “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” I really like that they took the learning process one step further and made a song out of it that’s accompanied with a dance. In fact, the next time I have a bad case of diarrhea, I’m going to turn to my co-worker, tell him, and then do this dance and sing the song. That way I’ve covered all my bases.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

"umm.. Robbin !!! your dad escaped again.... !"


WTF is wrong with this guy... Those knee socks are sooo last season !

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Desserts that shape like breasts taste better, can't argue with science


Damn you Japan! You win again! Never have I came across something that combined all my life's interest and passion into a perfect package with such flawless harmony and grace until now.

While we're on the subject of pudding titties, can someone explain to me why "Yokohama pudding tits" on the left have a flat buzz cut top while the "Tokyo pudding tits" on the right have such round, perfectly toned and proportioned voluptuous curves that reminded me of that breezy summer afternoon when I first met...(My attorney strongly suggested me to stop continuing to share this thought with you on this blog).

I need (20 servings size) "Flan" like water, like breathe, like rain !


I LOVE Flan puddings so much that I want to marry it in a small wedding on a beach. The only problem I have with this relationship is that they seldom come in sizes greater than... 2 bites. So I pray every night for God to bring me some that comes in the size of sand buckets. And I must take back everything I said about God for the past 29 years. When I woke up today, I realized he DOES exist !

Japan's toy giant Tomy employee displays a pudding of about twenty serving, and its pudding maker "Giga Pudding" at the annual Tokyo International Gift Show on September 3, 2008. Tomy will put it on the market next month as food making toys are now booming in Japan.

THIS has gotta be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen since umm.... normal size Flan pudding.

Oh Giga Pudding.... where have you been all my life ?!