Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach.....

Oh my.... what pretty blue eyes you have... sure, I would make out with you if you weren't covered in shit..... uhhhh... who am I kidding... fine.. just 5 minutes !

I have reasons to believe that this is where the Pepto Bismo dance originated from

When you learn other languages, it’s important that you learn popular phrases that you’ll regularly need. For instance, “Where is the nearest bank,” or “I have a bad case of diarrhea.” I really like that they took the learning process one step further and made a song out of it that’s accompanied with a dance. In fact, the next time I have a bad case of diarrhea, I’m going to turn to my co-worker, tell him, and then do this dance and sing the song. That way I’ve covered all my bases.