So, Little girl... Want to join me for a Protein Shake ?

Julie enjoys long walks along the beach, a good novel, stroll in the park and benching 300 pounds....

New marketing campaign for Organ Donors

But I heard she was a big fan of this drink call the Roofie Colada....... I scored and I didn't have to lose a lung !

Nausea, Heartburn, Indigestion, Upset Stomach.....

Oh my.... what pretty blue eyes you have... sure, I would make out with you if you weren't covered in shit..... uhhhh... who am I kidding... fine.. just 5 minutes !

AHHH !!!!!! I'm done with Internet Dating !

No... Mandy.... stick to the purple Grimus dress !

Forrest Bump - Where's yo pants at ?!!

Umm... nice and round... I bet those wheels are 26" tubeless !

STOP messaging me !! I don't want to see your live cam !!!

Jan 19th - Met hot chick online - 19 SWF Seattle, no pics (mysterious) daddy likes
Feb 14th - Asked her to be my valentine ... she said yes
Feb 24th - Talked to her for 40+ hours by then..
Mar 3rd - Asked her to send me a pic... she doesn't have a digital camera
Mar 17th - Still no photos... 70+ hours of chat time accumulated
Mar 20th - She took a photo with film camera
Mar 24th - Developed and scanned... emailed me

I don't like Myspace... I LOVE Myspace !!!

Because stalking them physically is too much work... and illegal...
Gigggady.gggigggady !!! On a scale of 10.. I give her 13.7

PARTAAAYYYYY !!!!!!!

Not gonna say anything mean.... just not gonna...

Girls that are good at sports ruin my life...

I really hate playing sports with girls... People will call you a dick if you dominate them, and if they beat you by some random fluke... everyone laughs at you... So what if I cry about it for the next 2 days, what's your point ?!!
Watch this video, I bet you she's a total bitch ! (childhood anger)