STOP messaging me !! I don't want to see your live cam !!!

Jan 19th - Met hot chick online - 19 SWF Seattle, no pics (mysterious) daddy likes
Feb 14th - Asked her to be my valentine ... she said yes
Feb 24th - Talked to her for 40+ hours by then..
Mar 3rd - Asked her to send me a pic... she doesn't have a digital camera
Mar 17th - Still no photos... 70+ hours of chat time accumulated
Mar 20th - She took a photo with film camera
Mar 24th - Developed and scanned... emailed me

A/S/L .... wow... you sound hot.. do you have a pic ?

Oh, you like taking photos of yourself and post them all over the net ? (sounds good !!! Myspace whores !) .... Cool, AND you like guitar too ?! Wow... send me a pic .....or 9 ... sweety ...

ARRRGHHH !!! Damn you... online dating !!!

1994 classic clip : Become the Master of the Internet !

Good stuff.... "how many video do you want?"
... "All of em' !!!"

Internet - The user manual part VI : Posture

For all these years... I've been doing it all wrong !!!

Old people + the Internet = Disaster

Margaret took the public webcam from the senior home to a new level.