Meet Inochi.... Japan wins again...

I have no words for this....

The official website says "Coming soon" ... well, you better hurry the hell up with a video teaser like this !!!

"This one's for the children... the children of the world..."

Who designed this ?!!! Children carnival toy of the year...

I would just put a huge condom around it and trap them all... I don't know what's funnier at this point... children sliding out of a giant inflated red tipped penis thing or the hand fart Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen.