Buy half a dozen of hog dog buns, get free mouse...

At least it's not another Jesus face on potato chips... give me a break here !

Take me there, I wanna heart attack there, Take me there, Let's die there....

Take me to that great place with blood clogs and nurses....
Heart Attack Grill ... I once had "the HULK's burger" at Knight & Day and thought it was ridiculous... man..... look at those waitresses uniforms... Daddy can't be more proud, moving up from Hooters !

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Lisa, I baked you a cake !

I'm not going to get into details on how and what process I went through to "make" this cake... but the ingredients were flour, eggs, butter, sugar, cream, Metamucil, prune juice and love .....Happy Birthday !

The most accurate pie chart in the world ... EVER

31.84% !! I called it!

Desserts that shape like breasts taste better, can't argue with science

Damn you Japan! You win again! Never have I came across something that combined all my life's interest and passion into a perfect package with such flawless harmony and grace until now.

While we're on the subject of pudding titties, can someone explain to me why "Yokohama pudding tits" on the left have a flat buzz cut top while the "Tokyo pudding tits" on the right have such round, perfectly toned and proportioned voluptuous curves that reminded me of that breezy summer afternoon when I first met...(My attorney strongly suggested me to stop continuing to share this thought with you on this blog).

I need (20 servings size) "Flan" like water, like breathe, like rain !

I LOVE Flan puddings so much that I want to marry it in a small wedding on a beach. The only problem I have with this relationship is that they seldom come in sizes greater than... 2 bites. So I pray every night for God to bring me some that comes in the size of sand buckets. And I must take back everything I said about God for the past 29 years. When I woke up today, I realized he DOES exist !

Japan's toy giant Tomy employee displays a pudding of about twenty serving, and its pudding maker "Giga Pudding" at the annual Tokyo International Gift Show on September 3, 2008. Tomy will put it on the market next month as food making toys are now booming in Japan.

THIS has gotta be the most beautiful thing I've ever seen since umm.... normal size Flan pudding.

Oh Giga Pudding.... where have you been all my life ?!