Your water is so gay it's flaming !!!

How come nothing cool like that ever happens in my dumb house ? All I ever get is mud water from the tab.... how about blood ? anything !! Give me some excitement in life !!!

Australian wild fire.... lucky koala bear gets saved..

The Koala is obviously thinking... you're lucky I'm so damn thirsty MATE.... I'll spare your nuts this time, petting me and shit.. .... MORE WATER !!!

On a serious note..

Please DONATE to the ANIMAL WELFARE effort by clicking the following link to the RSPCA website donation page:
http://tinyurl.com/ahajl7
&
https://www.redcross.org.au/Donations...
INTERNATIONAL DONATIONS WELCOME!!!!!!!

B.Y.O.F.E. - (Bring Your Own Fire Extinguisher)

Saturday nights will never be boring again with her around... !
Parrtttaayyyyyy !!