Your water is so gay it's flaming !!!

How come nothing cool like that ever happens in my dumb house ? All I ever get is mud water from the tab.... how about blood ? anything !! Give me some excitement in life !!!

Notle Crew's survival class: How to survive in a desert with no water in sight

Gatorade should jump on this... "Safari Elephant Mudslide"... come give daddy a kiss.