Friday, June 5, 2009
My mom said I'm a good dancer... girls will love me !
Please watch till the end.... if you can endure this...
Tuesday, May 26, 2009
The perfect Break-In
WTF OMG ROFL ROFL OMG OMG WTF HA HA HA ROFL WTF ROFL.... AMG POS AKA BRB ROARRRR
Friday, May 22, 2009
Super Mario Skateboard Incident
I have not laughed this hard by myself at home at 3 am.... ever..... this month..... week.... today.... none of your business !
Wednesday, May 13, 2009
So, Little girl... Want to join me for a Protein Shake ?
Julie enjoys long walks along the beach, a good novel, stroll in the park and benching 300 pounds....
Friday, May 8, 2009
All you single ladies out there... check out this gem...
You know how people always tell you stories of how these weird nerds from highschool that were total losers... despite all the hazing and being picked on, later in life becomes this successful millionaire and gets all the girls they want... big house, fast cars.... etc etc....
Well, those are wonderful stories... but we all know that 99% of them today are exactly like this guy up here.....
Thursday, April 30, 2009
What are you guys doing this saturday ? Give me a call...
and... bring a lighter... this looks fun... I think...
Friday, April 24, 2009
Frustrated cat fails at hunting city pigeon
Oh no... meow mix didn't deliver this time... . LOL LOL LOL ROFL ROFL MEOW MEOW HA HA HA HA LOL LOL HE HE HE HE HE HEROFL ROFL LOL LOL HA HA HA LOLOLO LOL MEOW MEOW MEOOW LOL ROFL MEOW MEOW MEOW !!!
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Emo Goth Epic FAIL x 10000
OK, now go back to Walmart and return that black trench coat... Marilyn Manson...
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Douchebag designer.... wait.. those 2 words don't belong together
So, when was the last time you felt this burning itch to want to just chop someone right across his windpipe ??? Been a while ? well, I nominate this douchebag....
Wojtek says: (12:32:59 PM)
25 years to design it
*nötle says: (12:33:12 PM)
i want to kick this douchbag in the teeth
Wojtek says: (12:33:33 PM)
I want to kick him in the ballz, curb stop him and take a dump in his mouth ... take a picture and make that my business card
*nötle says: (12:34:28 PM)
I wonder what kind of business it is that you are promoting....
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
God damn tourists.... Save the camel !
Like... what the fuck are you thinking... lady.... take a hint.... the camel is used to supporting one person only... but... but... but.... just walk... you'll be doing yourself a favor...
Monday, April 13, 2009
Please excuse the language...
OH my... that's such a disgusting word... we should replace it with "Pleaser" ... yes... "Cunt Pleaser"
Insane in the membrane......
Those were the best days of his life... after opening his new Game Boy, Herman immediately went back to his bitches, drugs and guns...
Thursday, April 9, 2009
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Linus Omark (Edmonton Oilers Prospect).. Remember his name !
I have no words for this.... the cockiest shoot out goal in international level EVER !!!
Oiiii yoy yoy yoy....
Monday, March 30, 2009
Your water is so gay it's flaming !!!
How come nothing cool like that ever happens in my dumb house ? All I ever get is mud water from the tab.... how about blood ? anything !! Give me some excitement in life !!!
Friday, March 27, 2009
R2 Fish School... Finally !! a school for goldfish !!
Finally, my prayers have been answered... R2 Fish School... Are you tired of hearing how stupid your fish is from your friends ? Are you worried about your fish's future ? educate them... teach your fish some shit .. people !
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