check it out.....http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/1052207056.html
It is the LAW to keep your Elephant on Leash... and it is also the LAW to pick up after it. The retail tenants are getting really pissed off... apparently, the Football size Dumbo steam cakes are hurting business by 47.36%

Phewww... ha ha.. bitch !! Just wait until you use your shampoo to wash your hair... thank god she couldn't remember my name... Who wants to come over for a beer ?!