My mom said I'm a good dancer... girls will love me !

Please watch till the end.... if you can endure this...

The perfect Break-In

WTF OMG ROFL ROFL OMG OMG WTF HA HA HA ROFL WTF ROFL.... AMG POS AKA BRB ROARRRR

Super Mario Skateboard Incident

I have not laughed this hard by myself at home at 3 am.... ever..... this month..... week.... today.... none of your business !

So, Little girl... Want to join me for a Protein Shake ?

Julie enjoys long walks along the beach, a good novel, stroll in the park and benching 300 pounds....

All you single ladies out there... check out this gem...

You know how people always tell you stories of how these weird nerds from highschool that were total losers... despite all the hazing and being picked on, later in life becomes this successful millionaire and gets all the girls they want... big house, fast cars.... etc etc....
Well, those are wonderful stories... but we all know that 99% of them today are exactly like this guy up here.....

What are you guys doing this saturday ? Give me a call...

and... bring a lighter... this looks fun... I think...

Frustrated cat fails at hunting city pigeon

Oh no... meow mix didn't deliver this time... . LOL LOL LOL ROFL ROFL MEOW MEOW HA HA HA HA LOL LOL HE HE HE HE HE HEROFL ROFL LOL LOL HA HA HA LOLOLO LOL MEOW MEOW MEOOW LOL ROFL MEOW MEOW MEOW !!!