Ping Pong Playaaaa !!! Official Trailer

PING PONG PLAYA !!!

Mitch Hedberg Tribute

This guy was funny as hell... check it out
Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 29, 2005)

Airport security in Japan . . . tight

Rumor has it that Jenny was too passionate about her job in airport customs. If you thought it was uncomfortable getting those drugs up there, just wait... it's twice the bitch having it dug out angrily by her... geez, at least buy them a drink first!

"Coughfu !! Beetch ... Coughfuu !!"

Outdoor treehuggers therapy session... WTF is wrong with these hippies !

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HA HA HA HA HAH !!! HA H HA AH A AH !... oh ... Sorry for all you tree huggers out there, but these attention whores are just down right ridiculous. Yes, Forest conservation is an important issue, I agree. Don't they know that for every tree that gets cut down, companies plant 2 new ones (Oh right.. it takes like hundreds of years for it to grow back, but that's soo not the point here). If these trees can speak, I'm sure they'll say "SHUT THE FUCK UP !!! we're trying to grow, damn you and your socks and sandals... go sing a song or something instead !!!"

Craigslist : Angry Cement Blocks seller...

What kind of customer service is this ?! I urge you all to email this guy and ask him how much the cement blocks cost... much like my favorite high school days activity at the Dollar Store...

Ocho Cinco in da House !!!

Is it just me or are all the shit disturbers in the NFL all Receivers ? Terrell Owens, Randy Moss and Chad Johnson... excuse me... I meant Ocho Cinco.

Chad Johnson is no more. It's officially Chad Ocho Cinco in the NFL.

The Cincinnati Bengals announced Thursday that they have begun "the process of listing the former Chad Johnson as Chad Ocho Cinco for all club business, per the legal change of his surname effected in Florida.

"The list of appropriate changes will include Ocho Cinco wearing his new surname on the back of his jersey for Sunday's season opener at Baltimore."

Ocho Cinco officially changed his name to Chad Javon Ocho Cinco in Broward County, Fla., last week. The league had not changed his name on its Web site or the team's Web site.

"It's something I don't think anyone has ever done before," the Pro Bowl receiver told the Bengals' Web site last week. "Have I ever had a reason for why I do what I do? I'm having fun."

Chad Johnson, you fucking clown... why don't you just burn yourself on fire for more attention.

Ass vs Ass.... stare down - Round 1

Let's see, beautiful view.. Checked, warm weather.. Checked, clear water and fine sand.. Checked.. Horny donkey swinging his Louisville Slugger dong back and forth casually 4 steps behind you.. Checked. Wait... that wasn't on the brochure !!!
Those boner donkeys are ruining it for everybody at the beach...