God damn warning should be in a Larger font !

Note to self #1 : remember to read all the warnings before operating with tools !
Note to self #2 : remember to pick up more ice packs....

Nötlé Crew's Bad Dog of the Day - English Bull Terrier

Oh My Gawd... that wasn't on the brochure !!

Creepy ass kids toys... whatever happened to Yo-yos ?

How dare them... for making a toy doll that has a larger penis than me !!!

PG-18 swimming pool

It's 2:34pm, and Rodney is steaming mad sitting in the hotel pool... still not getting over the fact that everyone repeatedly refered to him as "Dickhead" even though he was clearly the nicest person during the whole conference.

Toxic waste can turn our oceans into Penis wonderland

Metals and slowly degrading chemicals threaten island and coastal waters. Toxic materials settle into sea-floor sediments where they accumulate as hazards to organisms that live in and feed on bottom muds. Eventually, long lasting chemicals may enter the food web and contaminate the sea life and slowly morph them into sea penises.
Penis eel, penis octopus, penis clam, penis whale and penis bass ?!!! AND a treasure chest filled with colorful penises ?!!
Please stop polluting the ocean.. people !

Not your average IKEA furniture store

Nancy's furnitures made a killing during that month when IKEA was on strike.