Album on sale at selected local Uncle Willy's

Wow.... apparently, the front man is in a WHOLE lot of pain !


This dude doesn't have a record deal yet... but we're waiting...

Inspirational Posters copy writing at it's finest...

Umm...it's pretty safe to say that you're going to jail either way...

Ich bin dein Führer....

That's right, little Günther... listen to this man... be a good boy and uncle Adolf will teach you how to turn on the oven...


While we're on the subject.... check this gem out... I love the Pottery Barn... I wonder how much this is worth if I take it to the Antique Road Show ... ?

AWESOME.... women want me... men want to BE me...

That's right.. Ladies... knives, guitar hero, pistols, uzi, clips, casette tapes, long luscious hair..... eat your heart out... oh what ?? what is that ? You what a piece of this ?? NONE LEFT FOR YOU ! Leave my Awesome alone !!

They see me rollin'.... they hatin'...