Showing posts with label goalie. Show all posts
Showing posts with label goalie. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Nicest save EVER filmed... on youtube.. at least


opposite skate planted - check
quick push - check
half split - check
glove stretch - check
OMFGWTFBLAH BLAH wind mill - check

If you look like this after the shot... you are doing it wrong...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Scientific hockey formula explained...


For people out there that don't know this already.... The only thing better than a hockey fight is a Junior hockey fight..... And the only thing better than a Junior hockey fight is a Junior hockey goalie fight..... can't argue with science... note the handshake afterwards ? welcome to hockey land... aka Canada

Friday, October 3, 2008

NötléCrew Goalie Lesson #5 : How to remind your opponent to keep his head up during a shootout


Just remember.. young goalies... for full effect, have a seeing-eye dog ready on the bench to drag your blind ass around the ice also

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

NHL - WTF news of the day : Goalies can be captains now !

OK... WTF... The Vancouver Canucks named goaltender Roberto Luongo as their new captain on Tuesday. NHL rules prevent Luongo from wearing the "C" on his jersey because he's a goalie, but the club is permitted to designate the netminder as their captain.... the thing is... captains' main duties are to be the person that communicates to the referees (but goalies are not allowed to skate to the centre ice between whistles or even during the game)... and also it is a captain's job to take ceremonial bull shit faceoffs... how's Luongo gonna do that... and to top it all off.. he's not allowed to wear the "C" on his jersey. Umm... NHL is really going to be strange this year... The Swedish conehead at the age of 37 isn't accepting a $20 million dollars / 2 years contract.... and the Best goalie in the league is a overweight Fatso (Marty Brodeur) with skinny ass legs... ??!?!?? Weird...