Senior care givers for hire - Available 6 to 11pm nightly

Beth and Rose, whatever you do... don't let grandma talk you into giving her alcohol....

Somebody call 911 .....

Uncle Ned is drunk again... reminding children everywhere that Bananas are nutritious healthy snacks...

Craigslist Job of the day !

Seeking Adult Drunk Clown for 30th Birthday party

Does it have a medical plan for your liver transplant ?

Free drinks = Gold

Dignity = Overrated