Indian Motorcycle: Not the brand I'm referring to

I'm glad to see that everyone in India follows the motorcycle helmet law. It's far too dangerous not wearing one, especially on the highways. Apparently, that IS the only law for riding crotch rockets.

India TV show Slap-a-thon !

I urgently need someone to translate this for me... cause as far as I know, he had made a rather rude comment about her family goat and got the host rather pissed off... and what the HELL is wrong with this guy slapping a woman back anyways... I would've simply settled for kicking her right in the babymaker instead...
Is it just me or does Jerry Spring show suddenly seem kinda lame...